apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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