ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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