How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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