I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Do you still have your period?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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