Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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