need another drink. this is the easiest way
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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