he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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