I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
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They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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