Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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