that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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