What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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