Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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