and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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