Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.