is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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