Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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