I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.