Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Can you bring me the toilet please
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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