after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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