I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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