we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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