Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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