U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
3 2 1 whiskey
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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The convent might be a nice break from real life
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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