I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
do nipples grow back?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
