idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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