me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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i came on her dog
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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