what if I'm pregnant?
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i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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