..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I have post one night stand depression
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