your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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