covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?