Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"