So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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