Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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