He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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