I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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