Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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