We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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