I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
birth control should be required to get into college
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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