I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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