therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i now understand why vodka
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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