her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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