So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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