He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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