Well apparently he's into motor boating.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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