Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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