We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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