super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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