i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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