All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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