Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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