Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
40s are totally the cure
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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